MEDIOCRITY IS SAFE: Hatin' on my dog.

Thursday, July 28

It kills me that my dog is cuter than I am. When people give her biscuits, I get jealous. When she is sleeping, I want to step on her head.

La Madre said...: awww, don't step on that sweet precious pup.; July 29, 2005 at 9:30:00 AM PDT
Anonymous said...: Stepping on the head will probably cause the dog to wake up. Pouring acid on its head will ensure a proper disfigurement.; August 31, 2006 at 11:49:00 AM PDT