MEDIOCRITY IS SAFE

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Thursday, July 28

Hatin' on my dog.


It kills me that my dog is cuter than I am. When people give her biscuits, I get jealous. When she is sleeping, I want to step on her head.
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Anonymous said...

Stepping on the head will probably cause the dog to wake up. Pouring acid on its head will ensure a proper disfigurement.

August 31, 2006 at 11:49:00 AM PDT

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