This year I was not invited back for Christmas tree decorating at the home of a longtime acquaintance. Last year it was all light stringing and glass ornaments in Redondo Beach. Bows were also used to decorate the tree. I was thanked for my efforts. It went a little something like this: "GEE, THANKS FOR JUST TOSSING THE BOWS AT THE TREE AND HOPING THEY'D STICK."
I have to admit, I had become weary of all the meticulous ornament placing 15 minutes into it, but when he said that, I was re-energized! I immediately grabbed a fistful of red bows and slammed them into the tree like God would a powerful snowstorm. And, yes, bitch, they all stuck.
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I think I saw a picture of that in Crappy Holiday Home Decorating magazine. Martha Stewart was standing next to it, looking very bitter.
Crappy or not--I get the job done in under 5 minutes.
how sweetly sad...the holiday spirit expressed with bows that have stick 'ems.
FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!
Did I mention I decorate fake trees too?
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