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Wednesday, May 14

Doing Stuff on my Birthday

Happy Birthday to me. This year, no cake--only a freshly ironed shirt. I had to do the ironing myself last night when I could have been baking a celebratory cake. Goddamn, do I have to do everything around here?
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6 comments:

bòn said...

you should have spent it with me, eating fried chickens !

May 14, 2008 at 9:25:00 AM PDT
Minnefabulous said...

by the time you reach your sad late 30s, you won't even bother ironing. trust me.

[sob]

Happy Birtyday and all that crap though. ;-)

May 14, 2008 at 11:45:00 AM PDT
Anonymous said...

Hey, Happy Birthday!

May 14, 2008 at 5:50:00 PM PDT
Anonymous said...

Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you! I'm not even going to leave any sarky comments, because I'm just so happy to see new articles posted, and a change of layout (nice!) and even your hair looks great! It's alllllllllll gooooooooooood in Sylvia's hood.

I will say one thing - you need a 'birthday publicist' to get the word out on the street and maximize gift potential. Just a suggestion. My sister ALWAYS does great birthday promotion for herself and gets ALL the good stuff!

May 15, 2008 at 12:19:00 PM PDT
treeperson said...

Considering that no one really actually "does" much of anything around here (except their own little hobbies and obsessions), I don't think you have much cause to complain (SNOOTY SNIFF). As for ironing, if you MUST have flat clothes, you have only yourself to blame. (HARRUMPH!!)

And what the hell kind of flavor is "celebratory", anyhow? Hmm... Was that (delicious) cake you baked a couple of weeks ago meant to be a BIG HINT?

Your Roommate

May 15, 2008 at 11:47:00 PM PDT
Anonymous said...

Oh God, you look so good...save me a piece of ....

May 16, 2008 at 10:59:00 PM PDT

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