Happy Birthday to me. This year, no cake--only a freshly ironed shirt. I had to do the ironing myself last night when I could have been baking a celebratory cake. Goddamn, do I have to do everything around here?
Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you! I'm not even going to leave any sarky comments, because I'm just so happy to see new articles posted, and a change of layout (nice!) and even your hair looks great! It's alllllllllll gooooooooooood in Sylvia's hood.
I will say one thing - you need a 'birthday publicist' to get the word out on the street and maximize gift potential. Just a suggestion. My sister ALWAYS does great birthday promotion for herself and gets ALL the good stuff!
Considering that no one really actually "does" much of anything around here (except their own little hobbies and obsessions), I don't think you have much cause to complain (SNOOTY SNIFF). As for ironing, if you MUST have flat clothes, you have only yourself to blame. (HARRUMPH!!)
And what the hell kind of flavor is "celebratory", anyhow? Hmm... Was that (delicious) cake you baked a couple of weeks ago meant to be a BIG HINT?
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you should have spent it with me, eating fried chickens !
by the time you reach your sad late 30s, you won't even bother ironing. trust me.
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Happy Birtyday and all that crap though. ;-)
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you! I'm not even going to leave any sarky comments, because I'm just so happy to see new articles posted, and a change of layout (nice!) and even your hair looks great! It's alllllllllll gooooooooooood in Sylvia's hood.
I will say one thing - you need a 'birthday publicist' to get the word out on the street and maximize gift potential. Just a suggestion. My sister ALWAYS does great birthday promotion for herself and gets ALL the good stuff!
Considering that no one really actually "does" much of anything around here (except their own little hobbies and obsessions), I don't think you have much cause to complain (SNOOTY SNIFF). As for ironing, if you MUST have flat clothes, you have only yourself to blame. (HARRUMPH!!)
And what the hell kind of flavor is "celebratory", anyhow? Hmm... Was that (delicious) cake you baked a couple of weeks ago meant to be a BIG HINT?
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Oh God, you look so good...save me a piece of ....
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