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Sunday, April 17

Different Strokes

I've not recovered from being called an ego maniac--that is, I'm still blushing from the flattery. Other such fitting titles are welcomed. And yes, please stop me on the streets and ask for my autograph. I always have time for the groundlings--regardless of what they look like. They're usually the ones who ask if they could sit in my white limo, and that's when the tinted window separates me from them--as if I really need a window to do that.

1 comment:

Sarcasticboy said...

You really need to reconsider your postings' titles. They are so misleading. I thought you were going to share various methods of masturbation with us in this posting. You're really just setting your readers up for a big let down. Oh, and pardon my pun.