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Saturday, September 9

Role Model

Face it, biotches, you can't handle how cute she is. Yeah, she just signed a record deal and will be promoting the new line of junior fashion at Kohl's. She's also the new sponsor for Nutella because wha? Because she's wholesome. (Photo of some dog eating a biscuit out of some person's hand is provided by Sylvia.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"some dog" looks familiar. So does "some person's hand." If she gets the Nutella endorsement deal, do you have to change her name to Teenutella?