Thanks to the Write Source website, my creative juices flow like spilled milk over which I will not cry because I am stoic! Allow me to test some of their Grade 2 topics:
My new friend: I met my new friend Patty while we were washing our hands in the classroom sink with that hard grainy pink and white soap. I remarked at how disgusting her fingernails were and asked if she was accustomed to eating with those fingernails. Patty told me to mind my own fucking business and asked if I was done with the sink yet, because my fat ass was taking up a lot of space. She’s not really my friend. I don’t ask bitches to be my friends.
How to make new friends: I’ve found that to successfully make new friends, you have to keep your opinions to yourself, wash your hands at the speed of light, and have a small ass. Patty, you’re a bitch.
Something funny that happened to me: Long ago, and oh so far away…
3 comments:
I found you through Google somehow. Your stuff is so lucid. I like it lot.
What I like about math is that it's used to create programs that do math for me.
Thank you, Emma. I'm not this way at work, if you were looking to hire me.
Brilliant observation, Smivey. Now get working on those algebraic formulas I asked you to do!
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