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Tuesday, November 27

Jab! Jab! Jab! (Gardening Advice)


A little research on eHow.com lead me to this nifty tip:
I use plastic forks inserted upside down into the dirt around my flowers. It stops the cats walking through the flowers because the little fork prongs jab their paws.
Little plastic fork prongs, eh? I prefer gentle explosives myself.

2 comments:

The Brit said...

evil child!

I expect you know the taste of spider legs and fly wings too!

I'm not allowed to play with people like you.

Sylvia C. said...

Nah, I just know the taste of beef, pork, chicken, fish, and cat feet.