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Wednesday, October 29

What should I be?

I was thinking for Halloween I’d just be myself. What do you think? Too boring? At least I won’t look like a cheap costume for Halloween. At least I won’t be screaming, “Hey, I shopped at the makeshift Halloween Costume Depot with the rest of the loser adults who want to look either clever or theatrically slutty on Friday!” I’m going to be myself for Halloween. I’m going to be a candy-pitching bitch who will walk around in her normal corner-whore clothes and tell the cops, “Hey, you can’t arrest me! This is my theatrically slutty costume for Halloween!”

2 comments:

Minnefabulous said...

I was pondering this very question just this morning. Only now I can't be "Candy-pitching Bitch" 'cause it's taken. damn. Guess I'll just have to be a black cat or fairy princess again. You'd think after 38 years I could come up with something better.

Sylvia said...

You can't be a witch either. Comes too close to "bitch".