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Wednesday, August 18

Someday my Price will Come

Eventually, I'll name my price at the publishing house and get all the shit on this blog published. This will happen when the masses decide they are tired of irony and demand the release of a single work to represent both the apex and the end point of culturally rampant irony-driven humor. I will be exalted, dubbed the "Master of Mediocrity" by the New York Times. When I walk into an Asian-Mexican-hot dog stand fusion restaurant where the staff is dressed in black and scrutinizes your plain, everyday man, I-got-this-at-Target outfit, I will be able to exclaim, "I just bought this motherfucking place, and I want my hot dogs brought to me with a smile!"

3 comments:

Sarcasticboy said...

That's your goal? To buy a hot dog stand?

Sylvia said...

So it is, Sarcastic Boy!

Captain Jack said...

Be wary of prepared food products delivered to you with a shit-eating grin...there may be shit in it...