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Wednesday, April 20

Jesus shops for greeting cards at Walgreens. I saw him.

I used to be Buddhist, but now I'm a clerk at Walgreens, and this week the played-out hits of the 70s are only $7.99 on CD, $3.99 on tape. I've been stealing yogurt drinks from aisle 9, and I've been getting away with it. I mean, shit, if you're going to schedule me for fucking 6 o'clock in the morning, a sister's gotta get some breakfast, know what I'm sayin'? I ditched Buddhist school when my friend hooked me up here at Walgreens. Forget that wack Buddhism stuff, man, I didn't know what they were talking about--acceptance this, acceptance that. Man, that's all bullshit. What I couldn't accept was I couldn't accept my stomach being all growly and then being denied a breakfast burrito. Man, I owe my entire fucking life to Walgreens.

2 comments:

Mark D. said...

According to Pope Benedict XVI, buddhism is "auto-erotic".

Fehnix said...

Well, see, it usually happens like this:

You turn on your comp, or somet type of comp, it has to be connected to the net of course, and then, you log in to blogger.com, then you write a post, and then you plubish the bastard.

Usually it works, and usually it takes more steps than that, but I am sure you are able to understand from the highlights, that, is how you do it.

Oh, btw, that post had me laughing harder than I will admit *smirk*.