MEDIOCRITY IS SAFE: You Judge Sylvia's Past: Literal or Not?

Friday, December 15

I told him I used to stare down bottles of ketchup in trailers with Axl Rose sitting across from my hashbrowns and eggs.

Mark D. said...: Here you go again, namedropping "hashbrowns"... but which of the three did you pour the ketchup on?; December 16, 2006 at 2:23:00 AM PST
Sylvia C. said...: I don't really use ketchup on anything.; December 18, 2006 at 6:13:00 PM PST
Anonymous said...: You see? this is what's wrong with you.; December 19, 2006 at 8:04:00 AM PST
Sylvia C. said...: Okay, fine. I put a little ketchup on my pancakes sometimes.; December 19, 2006 at 8:11:00 AM PST